At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
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