So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i know, but like... i wanna be a CLASSY i'm-stealing-your-date kind of slutty...
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I knew it was a good Wednesday night when I woke up tucked in to NOT my own bed with my beer helmet, an empty bottle of Jose, and a trash can placed in front of my face.. Happy 20th!
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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