Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
When you called me you were telling a hobo that you couldn't spare ten bucks bc that was your beer money. All your words were slurred.
Fuck him.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
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