OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
i was so high last night that i actually googled "how to get un high"
if you ask that question again our friendship is over
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Woke up un the hot tuv. Climbed out fo the hot tub and fell asleeo. Woke ip again in the hot tub.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
Ordered a pizza stoned. The guy handed me my pizza and I tried to pay him by handing him back the pizza.
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
