Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Did you poop on the roof?
WTH?
Is that a no?
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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