So I thought I was slick leaving his room this morning all incognito. Little did I know I was wearing his football jersey with his name across the back... stilettos & my bra was left behind. never seeing that again
I'm home alone watching The Hills seasons, eating pickles and drinking straight rye. I just googled "how to make friends". Probably not the most pro-active solution. Help.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it's like doing a sit-up... but, you're inside someone
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Just rescued a super cute pair of Gucci heels off the sorority lawn on my way to work. Things are worth two paychecks. Fuck trust fund kids.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
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