I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
chlamydia ends and my period begins. this isnt real life
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
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