If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
I need water and some morals
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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