Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
You want to groom your chest hair? You mean with a little baby chest hair brush? Because that sounds adorable.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
I have no concept of chastity or moderation, she is a Catholic guilt poster child, how could I not try to hit that
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
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