i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
She answered the door wearing a blanket and holding a golf club. I was too late for this party.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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