xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
Randomize
