Dual....:-)
my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Hey do you eat chocolate chip pancakes with bacon in?
DO NOT MAIL ME A PANCAKE
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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