why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
There is a distinct lack of front teeth here.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
Locals got pissed I was talking to the barmaid. Tried to tell me that they keep all the good beer at "a Soho walkup" Google saved me
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
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