that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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