butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
last night I used snow as a chaser
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
He’s over 6 feet has amazing posture and went to Harvard and has an awesome job and a great dick and loves Jesus and is an organ donor
Is this the guy you have listed as free food in your phone
Noooo he’s listed as free food #5
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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