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(325): View more from Texas

she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.

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(513): View more from Ohio

My mom found a condom in my purse

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Correction: my mom found a used condom in my purse.

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(614): View more from Ohio

Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall

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(303): View more from Colorado

I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.

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(425): View more from Washington

the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power

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(330): View more from Ohio

i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision

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(574): View more from Indiana

Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive

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(719): View more from Colorado

I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you

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(309): View more from Illinois

If he's dating my cousin now, do I have to erase the pictures of his dick off my phone? Ugh, morals.

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