He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
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