There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Why do you apologize after every time we have sex?
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
I just used a coke ridden $20 bill to buy Girl Scout cookies
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