Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
Since you didn't call me back last night, I can only assume that in 9 months you're going to have a child that I'm going to refer to as, "Daddy's little mistake in Miami."
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
im so hungover...we just watched The Perfect Storm and i got seasick
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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