i hope your v-card owns a pair of floaties
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
She proceeded to flip everyone off then open a Heineken with her teeth.
Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I just blew thrown up hashbrowns out my nose. That's the level of this hangover.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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