dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
Drinking mikes hard & watching the swan princess. i fucking LOVE college
Dear drunk me, don't shave my balls til you're sober. My junk looks like a pomeranian with mange.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
because whats more american than sleeping with a westpoint cadet on the 4th of july?
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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