He's telling me stories about how he made out with a 14 yr old when he was 22. I'm going home.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
It was my birthday today and i decided that i am not checking my notifications on facebook so ill feel popular
Wrong number and your a loser
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
I'm the fucking queen of sexting. I just made a blowjob sound so poetic I'm wishing I were a guy just so I could blow me. Learn from me.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
When I watch porn and jerk off like 95% of the time Iron Chef is on in the background...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
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