Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
This makes me appreciate being single with no prospects.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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