yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
my coworker just texted me asking if i remember pissing in the mop bucket at the gas station
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
I lost the right to judge tonight
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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