You drink too much
No, I drink just the right amount - too often.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
He's fat, has man boobs, and is uncircumsized. I feel like I won the last woman on earth prize.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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