im gay
i know
yea but for you.
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
I just fell down the stairs in the library and further deviated my septum. That's why I don't study.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
If you think that liquor is the way to shower sex then you're right.
Randomize
