I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
threw up on my 7.30 AM placement test. Never again
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
My life is literally the worst. I was just laughing so hard at how hot they looked feeding each other the brownies and then I was like DON'T CRY
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
Randomize
