yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
When we made out her lip\nose ring fell out in my mouth. Awkward?
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
it was like getting a handjob from robocop
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
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