No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
I also tried to drunkenly adopt a kitten last night. It didn't pan out.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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