So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
life lesson learned today: sleeping pills and laxatives don't mix.
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I would fuck him just for his dog
The guy I hooked up with two weeks ago just friended me on Venmo, I honestly won't be mad if he pays me for the sex
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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