so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
i just ran into our bio chem professor at the bar. apparently, he doesn't follow the "no slapping your students' asses" rule.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
Adulthood is making your own puke bucket.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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