It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
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