I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
I just gave some chick my debit card to put in the jukebox. She better put out.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
Why did I wake up holding food tongs?
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I got stood up on a date. They are singing "dancing with myself" on karaoke in my honor.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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