I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I've drank myself into a smaller pants size. Who ever said alcoholism was unhealthy was mistaken.
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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