Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
Is asking my 8-year-old brother if he will make us shot glasses in his ceramics class too far?
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
this bedazzled flask is my best investment yet
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