i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Also I think my taxi driver may have just died and we just happen to be on a 35 mph cruise control on 395...
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
In other news, I just burned my penis
Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
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