she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Guy in the room next to us in the ER is chanting "I'm jeff and I'm drunk". He's trying to get released to finish tailgating for the Iowa game that starts in 9 hours.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Just saw a guy I fucked in a clown suit in the bar. It's not Halloween. I have got to start making better life decisions.
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
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