with your own penis?
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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