He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
My life is pants optional.
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