She solidified the fact that the icon from Wendy's is the only ginger I care for
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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