somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i just sent this text using only my big toe
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Only my sister would update her facebook status while going into labor.
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
If Boring and Monotone had a love child, it would be this guy.
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
Who is this?
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize