yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
Today would have been my 8th wedding anniversary and I woke up with a hot European guy in my bed. Divorce has it's perks.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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