Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
It was a sobriety test blowjob. If he could get it up, he could get me home.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
Randomize
