i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Thanks to you and Ketel One I now have a court summons with the actual word "frolicking" on it.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
i need some magic done to my vagina
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
I may have dislocated my hip getting fucked on the bathroom counter
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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