I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Only she could turn her genital wart appointment into a date night.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
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