It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
I was high fiving everyone. I even high fived with the wall for doing such a good job suporting the ceiling and keeping us alive.
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
Apparently I called him, said "vodka" and then hung up on him.
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
I only drink at bars with bathrooms big enough to have sex in.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
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