My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
god I wish I could record you sometimes, you're so neurotic
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Tough to be a good wingman when you puke on yourself and everyone w/in a 5 ft radius at the FIRST bar we go to so don't tell me to step my game up
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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