And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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