did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
i woke up soaking wet with shard of glass imbedded in my flesh dangerously close to my dick what happend?!!
BEER BOTTLE SWORD FIGHTHING!!
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
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