Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
tonight would not even compare to the night i tried to pee in the living room
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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