What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
Idk you're asking me for advice on dating bro, after I told you I got a convicts number today.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
I knocked over his glass and he yelled "Oh no the boxed wine!" and slurped it off the coffee table. Then he showed me how to mix maple syrup, Jameson, and coffee. My family is better than your family.
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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