I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
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