I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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