the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
Thanks for stopping me from doing a one man keg stand by myself clad in only a towel. that probably wouldve ended badly.
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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